Jeebus, not for nothing, but I'm completely sober (ok, a little spaced out on Zertec) and those lines are not horribly dissimilar. Can you imagine being mashed out of your nut and trying to figure out just how dark the end of the stick is?
Thanks for making it easy there!
Let me know if it changes color per red wine and a margarita.
omg...i never pumped and dumped! not that i made a practice of getting sloshed during my pumping year, but i needed every drop!!
one day we went to the gay pride parade in nyc and i didn't pump the whole day...had many drinks...got home and pumped almost 3/4 gallon of milk!! the kids slept pretty well that night. coincidence?
not too long ago i read some research that said the milk sitting in the ducts isn't static; that if you don't feel drunk anymore, the alcohol content in the milk decreases with the blood alcohol content. interesting, yet i take research with a grain of salt...unlike my tequila.
eh, my dead MIL (bless her fucking crazy ass soul) used to give marc scotch when he was teething...and shoved shavings of ivory soap up his ass to settle gas...and took his rectal temp till he was 11...
what the F was i talking about? i'm not even drinking yet...have fun!!
My friend just told me about these and the fact that she bought them. I told her that if she can't drive a car, she shouldn't breastfeed. It's not too hard to figure out when one's had one too many! But you have to love the baby stores for trying to make money any which way they can!
So how do you test??? Please tell me you put the milk on them and not piddle on them! lol if I had even 1/2 a glass i would no way be able to not get the piddle all over my hands! 2 drinks is a huge night for me just incase your wondering. lol
When I started this blog I was a mom to two amazing and yes, at times annoying, kids. C1, my son, is 12 and C2, my daughter, is 8. Me and DH have been together for 16 years, married for 13. We felt ordinary and yet still special with our life, and then we found ourselves living in the "club"...not what we had planned.
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Bwahahahahaha!
They think of EVERYTHING.
Jeebus, not for nothing, but I'm completely sober (ok, a little spaced out on Zertec) and those lines are not horribly dissimilar. Can you imagine being mashed out of your nut and trying to figure out just how dark the end of the stick is?
Thanks for making it easy there!
Let me know if it changes color per red wine and a margarita.
Shitfaced at 11am ;o)
I was just talking to Peter about these things!
Have a good weekend!
Please share the results! :)
Ha! I am snorting coming up with advertising promotion concepts for this one...
omg...i never pumped and dumped! not that i made a practice of getting sloshed during my pumping year, but i needed every drop!!
one day we went to the gay pride parade in nyc and i didn't pump the whole day...had many drinks...got home and pumped almost 3/4 gallon of milk!! the kids slept pretty well that night. coincidence?
not too long ago i read some research that said the milk sitting in the ducts isn't static; that if you don't feel drunk anymore, the alcohol content in the milk decreases with the blood alcohol content. interesting, yet i take research with a grain of salt...unlike my tequila.
eh, my dead MIL (bless her fucking crazy ass soul) used to give marc scotch when he was teething...and shoved shavings of ivory soap up his ass to settle gas...and took his rectal temp till he was 11...
what the F was i talking about? i'm not even drinking yet...have fun!!
Have I told you that I love you lately?
My friend just told me about these and the fact that she bought them. I told her that if she can't drive a car, she shouldn't breastfeed. It's not too hard to figure out when one's had one too many! But you have to love the baby stores for trying to make money any which way they can!
LMAO.
Bwahahahahahaha.
So, how did it go?
So how do you test??? Please tell me you put the milk on them and not piddle on them! lol if I had even 1/2 a glass i would no way be able to not get the piddle all over my hands! 2 drinks is a huge night for me just incase your wondering. lol
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Glad you found a good doctor who is really helping you. That is extremely rare! With love, Alice
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